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Made to measure

Tether

Blackout blinds · Of Fools Mono

4.82,192 Google reviews

Made to your windows — your written quote comes from the free home appointment, and the price quoted is the price you pay.

Colour: Of Fools Mono

2 in this range

Free home visitNo obligationWritten quote on the day

Your advisor will bring Of Fools Mono to the visit so you can see it in your own light.

Measuring it yourself? See how
  1. Step 1: We visit

    Samples at your window, every window measured

  2. Step 2: We make it

    Cut to your measurements in our workshop

  3. Step 3: We fit it

    Our own fitter installs and tidies up

At a glance

The specification

Only what this range genuinely offers — anything we don't hold for it simply isn't listed.

Category
Curtains
Types
Blackout blinds · Blackout curtains · Pinch pleat curtains · Roman blinds · Thermal curtains
Collection
Poodle and Blonde
Colourways
2 colours
  • Moisture suitability

    Kitchen curtains

Colour families

  • Grey curtains
  • Brown curtains
  • Red curtains
  • Brown blinds
  • Cream curtains
  • Patterned curtains
  • Pink blinds
  • Pink curtains

How it's made

How a roller blind works

Tap a number to see what each part does, and what you'll be choosing at your appointment.

A light grey made-to-measure roller blind fitted inside a white window recess, two-thirds lowered, with a chain on the right

1. Roller and brackets

The fabric winds onto a tube held by two small brackets, inside the recess or on the wall above it. Which one suits your window is settled when it's measured.

Your advisor brings samples of every option to your window, so you can see and feel them before you choose.

Why this range

What Tether does well

01

Built as blackout blinds

Cut and finished as blackout blinds for your exact window, rather than trimmed down from a stock size. The mechanism is sized to the drop, so it hangs straight and stays that way.

02

2 colourways to compare

Colour behaves differently in north light, in the evening and against your walls. Pick the ones you like here and your advisor brings those exact swatches to the visit.

03

Chosen for real rooms

Customers most often put this range in bay window curtains, bedroom curtains, door curtains — which is a better guide than any spec sheet.

Style notes

What Tether is like, and where it works

Tether is a graphic, chain-link patterned curtain from the Poodle and Blonde designer collection, shown here as full-length pinch pleat curtains. The interlocking geometric design has a strong architectural rhythm and works as a real statement in a room, whether hung against a plain wall or a garden view.

A bold interlocking chain-link geometric print in cream, brown, black and tan, with a repeating vertical column effect that reads as a strong retro stripe from a distance.

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Pairs well with

  • oak or teak wood furniture
  • leather upholstery in tan or mustard
  • herringbone or parquet flooring
  • plain painted walls in cream or white

Ideas for your home

  • Made-to-measure pinch pleat curtains for a bold dining room

    Suits a room with warm wood furniture and mid-century pieces, where herringbone flooring and greenery outside add to the graphic, layered look.

    The strong repeat pattern gives a plain dining space real presence without needing extra decoration.

  • Made-to-measure pinch pleat curtains for an eclectic living room

    Works well against a tan leather sofa, patterned cushions and wooden flooring, where the busy print can anchor a room full of pattern and texture.

    The chain-link design pulls together mixed prints and warm materials already common in eclectic living rooms.

  • Made-to-measure pinch pleat curtains for a garden-facing bedroom

    Suits a bedroom with a tall window or door onto a garden, where the vertical stripe effect of the pattern draws the eye upward.

    Full-length pinch pleats in this print frame a view while giving the window a tailored, considered finish.

  • Part of the Poodle and Blonde designer collection.
  • Available in two colourways: Of Fools Valentine and Of Fools Mono.
  • The listing covers several product types including blinds and curtains, so ask your advisor which options this fabric can be made up in for your window.

Reviews

What customers say about their blackout blinds

What reviewers mention most

  • Outstanding service and quality consistently praised by customers.
  • Quick installation and friendly, respectful staff enhance the customer experience.
  • Wide range of materials available at competitive prices.

An automated summary of our Google reviews.

Book your free measure

Make it yours

Tailored to your window

Nothing here comes off a shelf. These are the choices your advisor will walk you through, window by window, on the day.

  • Heading style

    Eyelet, pencil, pinch pleat or wave

  • Lining

    Standard, thermal or blackout

  • Fabric

    Linen, cotton, velvet and more

  • Track or pole

    Corded, uncorded or motorised

  • Drop and fullness

    Measured to your window, not a size chart

  • Fitting

    Hung, dressed and steamed on the day

Tether fitted in a British home

In the room

Where Tether earns its keep

A made-to-measure curtain range, cut to your window and fitted by our own installer.

Chosen most often for

See it in real homes

What happens next

Delivery, fitting and looking after it

We measure it, make it and fit it. There is no self-assembly step and no delivery you have to wait in for twice.

Measured by an advisor

Every window measured on site, so the finished drop is right rather than nearly right.

Made for your windows

Cut and hand-finished in our West Yorkshire workshop to the measurements taken on the day.

Fitted by our installer

Our fitter installs it, squares it up, checks the operation and takes the packaging away.

1-year guarantee

Follow the fabric-specific care label supplied with your order — most linings recommend gentle care to preserve drape and finish.

Good to know

Questions we get asked

Tether is available in two colourways: Of Fools Valentine, which leans warmer with brown and pink tones, and Of Fools Mono, a more neutral black, grey and cream take on the same chain-link design.

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See Tether in your own light

An advisor brings the full range to you, holds the samples against your actual windows, measures precisely and prices the job on the spot. It costs nothing and there's no pressure to buy.

Bring your project to life.

Free home consultation — postcode check, real slots, samples in hand. No pressure.

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